Tuesday, 3 February 2015

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čestitke dobri prijatelji

Guess where the houses of Bish & Smithington will be heading to in the summer ?

Here are some clues ....

The Country that invented the necktie

Alfred Hitchcock said that it’s home to the “world’s most beautiful sunset”

It’s home to King’s Landing

It’s home to the world’s smallest town

Country where animals much coveted by Cruella DeVille originated

Their money is named after a rodent

Their coins are named after a lime tree

It’s the home of the world’s biggest truffle

Let the fun and adventures commence ....

Saturday, 31 January 2015

Birthday fun - Bristol fashion


Ah, my dear old things...welcome to 2015. I have a feeling in my water that it is going to be quite a year,

First up - step forward those fun bus aficionados and 80's groovers, the fabulous Gill and Rick. In keeping with Rick's inimitable generous style , close chums and family were gathered to celebrate Gill's landmark birthday upon reaching the same age as the beautiful one.  Happy Birthday Gill.

With a dress code of best bib and tucker; posh frocks, ball gowns and dickies, there was intense pressure on the offspring's inheritance as the beautiful one insisted on sourcing an appropriate outfit. Worth every penny - absolutely stunning.

Now Rick is a sea faring boat nut; loving all things that bob about on the beautiful briny so it should be no surprise that the celebration was hosted on the mother of all things that float...the SS Great Britain. IKB's master piece. So well built that if the Titanic had been similarly constructed it would have given that iceberg what for and sailed merrily on.

For those not in the know .......

Bristol genius ...




The grand stateroom on the upper deck provided a wonderful venue for fine food and wine. Many new friends were made and old chums were reacquainted with as we gorged ourselves on mushroom risotto followed by roast rib eye and a plethora of desserts. A fine, fine feast.





The Birthday girl ....

Genial hosts

With sister Rachel
Beautiful people ...

Ladies Man !


Such a good night - live band, a happy DJ and a well stocked bar.

With the run of the ship, we investigated it from bow to stern and from under the water!!!




2 quirky facts;

The first English cricket 11 to tour Australia sailed on the Great Britain in 1861. Known as the H H Stephenson team after the team captain who  in 1858 took three wickets with three consecutive deliveries. A collection was held for him, and he was presented with a hat bought with the proceeds and thus the 'Hat Trick' entered sporting parlance


won 6 lost 2 and drew 4

Anthony Trollope of Victorian writing fame wrote the novel Lady Anne whilst steaming to Australia aboard the Great Britain.


A tad hirsute!


Here's the history lesson ...

Built in 1843, the SS Great Britain set a number of precedents in engineering design. She was the first ocean-going iron ship, the first with screw propellers, and the forerunner of modern passenger liners. At three hundred and twenty-two feet long, she was also the largest passenger ship then afloat.
Brunel's curved design for the propellers, perhaps aided by his ability to draw a perfect circle freehand, proved so effective that even modern computer-aided design has produced only marginal efficiency improvements. Linked to her one thousand horsepower engine, it was perhaps not surprising that on her maiden voyage across the Atlantic she broke the previous speed record, completing the voyage in only fourteen days.
1846-1881 Australia and beyond
After three successful years on the Britain to America route, in 1846 she ran aground off Ireland. Her salvage cost enough to bankrupt the ship's owners so she was sold on to Gibbs, Bright and Co. In 1851 her new owners had her refitted, including improvements to the engine, and used her to carry immigrants to Australia.

On the Australia run she was in high demand. In an age where sailing the oceans carried high risks, sailing on the SS Great Britain meant you got there safely, and usually you got there fast. She would eventually sail this route thirty-two times, carrying the first British Cricket team among others. During the Crimean War she was in service as a troop carrier, taking 44,000 troops to the war.
In 1882 she was converted to a sailing ship, carrying freight instead of passengers. She would serve in this role for the remainder of her sailing days

Abandoned In 1886, the SS Great Britain sought sanctuary in Port Stanley in the Falklands after sustaining damage. Assessed as unseaworthy, she was abandoned in the Falkland Islands, to be used as a floating warehouse and coal store. In 1937 her retirement became less dignified when she was finally scuttled. Left to rust in Sparrow Cove, her glory days past, she was almost entirely forgotten.
In 1970 it was decided that abandoning such a historic vessel was unacceptable and the SS Great Britain project began the ambitious plan to move her from the Falklands to her home port in Bristol. Loaded onto a specially built pontoon, she was sailed halfway round the world back to Britain. The pontoon was unable to sail up the Avon, and so the ancient vessel was carefully patched and floated one last time. She was then towed, floating on her own, up the river to her home dock.


Sunday, 21 December 2014

Seasonal salutations and festive felicitations ..

Funbus wishes its readers,co-conspirators, fellow travellers and all round good eggs....a very merry Christmas.

Goodwill to all ... even the not very nice ones

Fine provender
A plethora of  libations

Family feuds!

Seasonal stocking fillers ...

HO HO HO ... MERRY CHRISTMAS

Monday, 15 December 2014

Inducted into the 54 hall of fame ....

Now its time for the Bish to step forward and celebrate the passing of yet another action packed year in suitable Bishop style ...a gathering of the great and the good of the wider funbus clan. All with the ambition to share adventures and escapades in fine bonhomie style.

The provender theme was home cooked gourmet curries and associated side dishes - all eaten with great gusto and washed down with a cornucopia of wines, ales and ciders.

This meant a slow start in the morning but a bracing trek through the wilds of the Hampshire outback made sure cobwebs were swept away and appetites refreshed.

Happy Birthday to the man.

A Birthday selfie ...

The wider clan ....




Enjoying the rugged Hampshire outback in true Bish style




Interesting fauna and Hampshire beasts







Sunday, 30 November 2014

Prime miserableness at the prime meridian ....

terveisiä minun sfriend ...

My final treat to celebrate my 54 summers - and what a treat.

His royal miserableness himself; the great S P Morrissey esq. (Mozzer to his fans; Stephen to his mum and borderline bonkers to everyone else).

The first born must once again be applauded for sourcing such fabulous seats at the Telefonica arena at 0 degrees longtitude.

First up was a very very fine Anna Calvi - I strongly recommend her work - Nick Cave meets PJ Harvey springs to mind

She really is rather good ...


Well Morrissey's velvet baritone is still strong and melodious. His band are superb.  His back catalogue is full of gems but alas he decided to be Morrissey and  played precious few of them. It was still a fantastic experience with both of us enjoying the music and giggling at his theatrics and the caricature I hope he consciously plays up to.

Great fun


Weird fellow but you have to respect his passion for vegetables

The Queen Is Dead
(The Smiths song)
Suedehead
Staircase at the University
World Peace Is None of Your Business
Kiss Me a Lot
I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris
Istanbul
Smiler With Knife
The Bullfighter Dies
Trouble Loves Me
Earth Is the Loneliest Planet
Neal Cassady Drops Dead
Meat Is Murder
(The Smiths song)
Scandinavia
Kick the Bride Down the Aisle
I'm Not a Man
Speedway
Encore:
Asleep
(The Smiths song)
Everyday Is Like Sunday

Sunday, 23 November 2014

Bechgyn o crys newydd yn rhoi mawr ..

Cyfarchion fy ffrindiau annwy

Well the delightful month of November progresses at a pace and hot on the footsteps of a Bryan Adams gig in the land of the leek, its time for those damn fine troubadours from the big apple,.. The Gaslight Anthem to take centre stage.

The Legend himself joined yours truly and the first born to witness a really rather pleasant evening of solid rocking melodies that had the feet tapping along in delightful merriment. Those who follow the funbus ethos and enjoy all our adventures will be aware that The Gaslight are particular favourites of ours as they cross generational boundaries in a common joy and appreciation of good music.

Dear reader, they did not disappoint. In fact the legend and I agreed it was the best we have seen them play. The first born begged to differ as she particularly liked their first gig at the Bristol O2 (we were not invited!)

If Bruce Springsteen meets the Clash is your bag then check them out - in particular the album "The '59 Sound" although all of their subsequent ones are jolly enjoyable!



We did enjoy ............

Have Mercy 
The '59 Sound 
Handwritten 
1,000 Years 
Stray Paper 
45 
Helter Skeleton 
Underneath the Ground 
Film Noir 
Meet Me by the River's Edge 
Mulholland Drive 
Selected Poems 
Great Expectations 
Señor and the Queen 
Get Hurt 
Keepsake 
Sweet Morphine 
1930 
The Patient Ferris Wheel 
Halloween 
Wooderson 
The Diamond Church Street Choir 
She Loves You 
American Slang 
Blue Jeans & White T-Shirts 
We Came to Dance 
The Backseat


Saturday, 22 November 2014

Germanic vision and East End genius ...

Hallo Meine Lieben

The first born, yours truly and the illustrious S Ball esq. were the grateful beneficiaries of the beautiful one's generous largesse to attend the mighty Albert Hall to witness the hip hop, hepcat and all round foot tapping genius that is Damon Albarn. All his work is really rather clever. His various bands of which Blur is one, have always pushed a few boundaries and I think I now 'get' Gorillaz ... in fact I am a convert and the male heir will be pleased to note that I was rather taken with the 'rapping' (..lets call it an ongoing work in progress). Joining him on stage at various times were Messrs Coxon, Eno, De La Soul and Kano (?)

This my funbus chums, was an experience! - its not often I am lost for words but...I was and still am.

The grand old hall has been given the first born's ultimate seal of approval as being the best venue..ever. This dear reader is high praise indeed. So for her and our edification here is some salient info ...

The Hall is a Grade I Listed building; and has been in continuous use since it was opened in March 1871. Commissioned  by Prince Albert (of Victoria fame) it was always conceived as a multipurpose building to host not only concerts of music but exhibitions, public meetings, scientific conversations and award ceremonies. It is a registered charity held in trust for the nation.

Everyone wants to play there and these are just a few who have ...Wagner, Verdi and Elgar conducted the first UK performance of their own works on its concert platform, Rachmaninov played his own compositions and nearly every major classical solo artist and leading orchestra has performed at the Hall. The Boss himself - Bruce, Frank Sinatra, Liza Minnelli,  The Rolling Stones, The Yardbirds, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Oscar Peterson, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, Harry Connick Jnr, Jools Holland, Sting and Elton John and for you youngsters; Adele, Jay Z, Kaiser Chiefs and the Killers. In addition  Mohammed Ali, tennis player John McEnroe and Sumo grand champions, have entertained the Hall's audiences. World figures who have spoken at the Hall are Her Majesty The Queen, Sir Winston Churchill, Nelson Mandela, His Holiness The Dalai Lama and former President of the United States of America, Bill Clinton.


The Hepcat himself ......


This is what we were priviliged to groove to ...

Spitting Out the Demons
(Gorillaz song)
Lonely Press Play
Everyday Robots
Tomorrow Comes Today
(Gorillaz song)
Slow Country
(Gorillaz song)
Kids With Guns
(Gorillaz song)
Three Changes
(The Good, the Bad & the Queen song)
Bamako City
(Mali Music cover)
Sunset Coming On
(Mali Music cover)
Hostiles
Photographs (You Are Taking Now)
Kingdom of Doom
(The Good, the Bad & the Queen song)
You and Me
Hollow Ponds
El Mañana
(Gorillaz song)
Don't Get Lost In Heaven
(Gorillaz song)
Out of Time
(Blur song)
All Your Life
(Blur song)

Encore:
End of a Century
(Blur song) (with Graham Coxon)
The Man Who Left Himself
(Blur song) (with Graham Coxon)
Tender
(Blur song) (with Graham Coxon)

Encore 2:
Mr. Tembo
Clint Eastwood
(Gorillaz song) (with Kano)
Feel Good Inc.
(Gorillaz song) (with De La Soul)
Heavy Seas of Love
(with Brian Eno)