Avid followers of this auspicious blog will have been aquainted with my 'beloved'...... No, not the Mem Sahib (aka Rita) but my jolly little NSM CITY II - affectionatly known as Colin. What the great Bish forgot to advise with his entry commemorating my 50 Summers (...never thought I'd reach it!) was that Colin was on a life support system! However a damn fine godlike gentleman, whose earthly name is Simon, in good old Twickers worked his miracle and Colin now lives again. Now this is truly a nativity worth celebrating....the rebirth of Colin.
"And so it came to pass that the almighty Simon did hear the wailing and witness the tearing of hair of the lost tribe of Smithington as they mourned the loss of Colin. Six times did Ian implore the almighty Simon to reprieve Colin and on the seventh call Simon heard and he looked upon the book of the funbus and saw the words of wisdom bestowed therein and compassion flooded the Almighty's heart. Through his messenger the angelic BT Gabriel he sumoned Ian to the home of God and the RFU to bear witness to the 3 wise men bearing the gifts of Knowledge, spare parts and genius who attended Colin. And so it came to pass that Colin was reborn amidst a great host and gathering of 45's on December 22nd which from thereon will forever be known throughout the land as 'Colin day'".
Here am I with Colin . It would have been a bit twee to have him playing the Beach Boys instead He's playing Dr Feelgood - Milk and Alchohol.... well what did you expect?
No comments:
Post a Comment