Monday, 24 September 2012

Locks and Follies ....

Henley on Thames - Quintessentially English and a rather pleasant little 'tory borough'. Indeed before being elected Mayor of London, the mighty Boris was its MP and before him Michael Heseltine!
Its dominated by all things rowing and feels like a place where new money ( notable celebs with 'cribs' in the area -  Liam Gallagher, Orlando Bloom and Phillip Schofield) are trying to buy a history and gate crash a society stretching back centuries whilst the old money watches in isolated amusement.

Anyway - the funbus rocked up in fine fettle for a weekend of R&R at this delightful little town that seems to live in a tranquil bubble of 'niceness' as the rest of the world hurries by. A good place to stop and smell the flowers and take a moment to reflect on life, adventures and the universe.

First thing is its old - its been around since 1180. It seems to have had a quiet life, probably the biggest thing of note (apart from the rowing regatta) is that it lost 60% of its population in the 14th century to the black plague. Even older is the Hambleden Lock 2/3 miles downstream from Henley which we rambled to after a bracing visit to the renowned and appropriately named Angel-on-the-bridge  hostelry, ideally located on the famous Henley bridge (that incidentally was struck by a boat in 2010 called the Crazy Love) on a glorious sunny Saturday. There is a record of there being a Lock in-situ as far back as 1086 when the Doomsday book was being written, suffice to say its been updated since then but still well worth the effort to visit.

Along the way we came across the famous Temple Island folly which is what it says on the tin - a small island in the Thames with a temple built on it. The big question is why in 1771 did a rich person want a fishing lodge to look like a temple built on an island. I guess we will never know the answer. All I would observe is that Sambrooke Freeman who made the decision obviously had more money than sense. Still it is a rather fetching Folly now used for weddings!

The Lock is a rather interesting area with a weir beloved by ducks and various water fowl and a long footbridge enjoyed by tourists, ramblers and the general hoi-polloi.

..footpath and weir.
Orderly water fowl


Hoi-Polloi




























We were lucky enough to witness inland waterway road rage when a rather imposing lady octogenarian took umbrage when mooring etiquette was not correctly followed by some young bounders...very scary and yet quaintly surreal. I am not sure her ninety year old husband was entirely happy with the situation as the young bounders comprised 3 burly chaps with rather coarse manners! Still you have to hand to the aged lady - her death stare was truly awesome bordering on Medusa like! Thankfully a satisfactory outcome was found when the bounders decided to turn tail and head back down stream.      

We also found a rather nice inn providing welcome succour after our exertions in getting to the Lock. Refreshed and refuelled we ambled back to town for a fun evening of merriment. Stopping off at the Three Tuns and the Old Bell (oldest building and pub in Henley c.1325) en-route. I have to applaud the local Brakspeare brewery for producing some rather refreshing brews!

Sunday dawned wet and stayed wet - it really was good weather for ducks...




We like Henley ... its our kind of town.

Monday, 10 September 2012

Pop pickers, TOGS, pop royalty & Elgar

Fans of the funbus may recall a sojourn to the gentile suburbs of Oxfords and its sleepy spires that resulted in invites being obtained to attend the royal court of Kylie. Well the time had come and impeccably dressed in suitable attire as befitting such an illustrious event we set off for an audience with Ms Minogue.

I have to say that we were somewhat miffed and disappointed that she had extended the invitation to 40,000 others but in true funbus fashion we put on a brave face..and opened the wine!

Hyde Park in the warm sunshine is a grand place to spend  convivial hours with friends and chums especially when entertainment of many differing varieties is provided by that grand old dame - the BBC.

The ever young Tony Blackburn regaled us with his endearing vacuous comments that cheered us up immensely in a nostalgic kind of way and reminded you that british institutions are like dogs at Christmas - for life. Music was bouncy from the Chicago Blues Brothers, Gypsy Queens and a gospel choir.

Sir Terence arrived in all his pomp and splendour to the huge delight of the amassed TOGS hanging on his every word - he really is rather clever and as knights of the realm go, I do have a huge affection for him - he does make me laugh (oh dear I am officially a TOG!). It was hilarious to see him trying to do the 'Mobot' without dislodging his syrup!

Alfie Boe and Il Divo exuded class and I for one will be researching their back catalogues and then there was Kylie.

That I should be so lucky to be in her presence is a thought that I can't get out of my head, it sends me spinning around so much I have to stop and breathe. That she should come into my world on a night like this was like taking a step back in time and yes, it was love at first sight......

True Pop royalty - what a great night my only niggle was that I (and I think some others as well) came to dance but she showed her real talent by slowing the favourites down and thereby putting a whole new intriguing twist on them. The Abbey Road album is out on the 29th October - the funbus strongly recommends its purchase.

Pop Princess



Mere Mortals
Pop Pickers ...



..and then there was Elgar. The BBC Symphony Orchestra and 'Jiri' - we are going to sorely miss dear old Jiri. Land of Hope and Glory, Jerusalem, unashamed British jingoism, flag waving - so proud.

Gotta love Jiri ....

Then off into the London evening to laugh and chat long into the night at the oldest licensed hostelry in London (first issued in 1216), ideally located in Drury Lane and selling DOOMBAR which completes the circle from that rainy night in Spring when the whole adventure was hatched and planned - VIVE UT VIVAS


A great day indeed



Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Paralympics 2012

Went to the athletics last night and I can confirm what many have said:

a) The stadium is awesome


b) The overall organisation is superb


c) The noise is incredible


d) It really is a huge McDonalds

e) Also a mention for the London Overground network, we travelled from Richmond to Stratford, smart,
clean stations and trains (see http://www.tfl.gov.uk/corporate/projectsandschemes/15359.aspx)

Bish